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Kamis, 18 November 2010

Makanan yang tidak boleh dicampur madu (share)

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Makanan yang tidak boleh dicampur madu :
madu+onion =merusak mata
madu+tofu =merusak pendengaran
madu+susu kedelai=menganggu pencernaan&pendengaran
madu+teh =ganggu pencernaan
madu+kepiting =bs keracunan
madu+pear =bs merusak kelima organ penting tubuh 


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Rabu, 17 November 2010

Singkatan2 yg biasa dipakai di Kaskus dan/atau semua Forum

ni gan

<3 it means a Heart
:-0 hbtu 0-: -- Happy birthday to you
@WRK -- At work
143 -- I Love You
14AA41 -- One for All and All for One
2B or not 2B -- To Be Or Not To Be
2bctnd -- To be continued
2BZ4UQT -- Too Busy For You Cutey
2d4 -- To die for
2G2B4G -- Too Good To Be Forgotten
2G2BT -- Too Good To Be True
2g4u -- Too good for you
2Ht2Hndl -- Too hot to handle
2l8 -- Too late
2NITE -- Tonight
2WIMC -- To whom it may concern
404 -- I Haven't A Clue
411 -- Info
4e/4ever -- Forever
4EAE -- ForEver And Ever
4NR -- Foreigner
4yeo -- For your eyes only
5FS -- 5 Finger Salute
86 -- Out Of or Over
AAAAA -- American Association Against Acronym Abuse
AAF -- As A Friend
AAK -- Asleep At Keyboard
AAM/AAMOF -- As A Matter Of Fact
AAMOI -- As A Matter Of Interest
AAR -- At Any Rate
AAR8 -- At Any Rate
AAS -- Alive And Smiling
AATK -- Always At The Keyboard
AAYF -- As Always, Your Friend
AB -- Ass Backwards
ABITHIWTIDB -- A bird In The Hand Is Worth Two In The Bush
ABT2 -- About To
ACD -- Alt Control Delete
ACE -- Access Control Entry
ACK -- Acknowledgement
ADAD -- Another Day Another Dollar
ADBB -- All Done Bye Bye
ADctd2uv -- Addicted to Loves 
ADIH -- Another Day In Hell
ADIP -- Another Day In Paradise
Admin/mimin -- administrator
ADR -- Address
AEAP -- As Early As Possible
AFAGAY -- A Friend As Good As You
AFAHMASP -- A Fool And His Money Are Soon Parted
AFAIC -- As Far As I'm Concerned
AFAICS -- As Far As I Can See
AFAICT -- As far As I can Tell
AFAIK -- As Far As I Know
AFAIU -- As Far As I Understand
AFAIUI -- As Far As I Understand It
AFAP -- As Far As Possible
AFAYC -- As Far As You're Concerned
AFC -- Away From Computer
AFDN -- Any F***ing Day Now
AFGO -- Anotgher F***ing Growth Opportunity
AFIAA -- As Far As I Am Aware
AFINIAFI -- A Friend In Need Is A Friend Indeed
AFK -- Away From Keyboard -or- A Free Kill
AFPOE -- A Fresh Pair Of Eyes
AFT -- About Fucking Time
AFZ -- Acronym free zone
AGKWE -- And God Knows What Else
AIAMU -- And I'm A Monkey's Uncle
AIGHT -- Alright
AIH -- As It Happens
AIMB -- As I Mentioned Before
AIMP -- Always In My Prayers
AISB -- As I Said Before
AISE -- As I Said Earlier
AISI -- As I See It
AKA or a.k.a. -- Also Known As
ALAP -- As Late As Possible
Alcon -- All Concerned
ALlWanIsU -- All I want is You
ALOL -- Actually Laughing Out Loud
ALOTBSOL -- Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life
ALTG -- Act Locally, Think Globally
AMAP -- As Many As Possible
AMBW -- All My Best Wishes
AMF -- Adios Muther Fucker
AMH -- Anime Manga & Hentai
AML -- All My Love
AMRMTYFTS -- All My Roommates Thank You For The Show
AND -- Any day now
ANFAWFOWS -- And Now For A Word Word From Our Web Sponsor
ANFSCD -- And Now For Something Completely Different
AOAS -- All Of A Sudden
AOB -- Abuse Of Bandwidth
AON -- Apropos Of Nothing
AP -- Apple Pie
AS -- Ape Shit
ASAFP -- As Soon As "Friggin" Possible
ASAIC -- as soon as I can
ASAP -- As Soon As Possible
ASL or A/S/L/P -- Age,Sex,Location or Age/Sex/Location/Picture
ASLMH -- Age/Sex/Location/Music/Hobbies
ATAB -- Ain't That A Bitch
ATB -- All the best
ATST -- At The Same Time
ATW -- All the Web or Around the Web/At the weekend
AWGTHTGTTA -- Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again
AWGTHTGTTSA -- Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Sh** Again
AWHFY -- Are we having fun yet
AWOL -- Absent Without Leave
AYC -- Aren't You Clever -or- Aren't You Cheeky
AYCE -- All You Can Eat
AYK -- As You Know
AYSOS -- Are You Stupid Or Something
AYTMTB -- And You're Telling Me This Because
B/C -- Because
B4 -- Before
B4N -- Bye For Now
B4U -- Before You
B4YKI -- Before You Know It
BAG -- Bursting A Gut -or- Big Ass Grin
BAK -- Back At my Keyboard
BAMF -- Bad Ass Muther Fucker
BAS -- Big A** Smile
BAU -- Business As Usual
BB -- Be Back
BB4N -- Bye-Bye for Now
BBB -- Bye Bye Babe -or- Boring Beyond Belief
BBBG -- Bye Bye Be Good
BBFBBM -- Body By Fisher, Brains By Mattel
BBFN -- Bye-Bye for Now
BBIAB -- Be Back In A Bit
BBIAF -- Be Back In A Few
BBIAS -- Be Back In A Sec
BBIAW -- Be Back In A While
BBL -- Be Back Later
BBMFIC -- Big Bad Muther Fucker In Charge
BBN -- Bye Bye Now
BBS -- Be Back Soon
BBSD -- Be Back Soon Darling
BBSL -- Be Back Sooner or Later
BBT -- Be Back Tomorrow
BCBG -- Bon Chic Bon Genre -or- Belle Cu Belle Geulle
BCBS -- Big Company, Big School
BCNU -- Be Seein' You
BCOZ -- Because
BD -- Big Deal -or- Baby Dance -or- Brain Drain
BDBI5M -- Busy Daydreaming Back In 5 Minutes
BDC -- Big Dumb Company or Big Dot Com
BDN -- Big Damn Number
BEG -- Big Evil Grin
BEOS -- it means: Nudge
BF -- Boyfriend -or- Bitch Features
BFD -- Big F***ing Deal
BFE -- Beyond Fucking Egypt
BFF -- Best Friends Forever
BFN -- Bye For Now
BFR -- Big Fucken Rock
BGWM -- Be gentle with me
BHAG -- Big Hairy Audacious Goal
BHG -- Big Hearted Guy -or- Big Hearted Girl
BHOF -- Bald Headed Old Fart
BIBI -- Bye Bye
BIBO -- Beer In, Beer Out
BIF -- Basis In Fact or Before I Forget
BIOYE -- Blow It Out Your Ear
BIOYIOP -- Blow It Out Your I/O Port
BIOYN -- Blow it Out Your Nose
BITD -- Back In The Day
BKA -- Better Known As
BL -- Belly Laughing
BLBBLB -- Back Like Bull, Brain Like Bird
BM -- Bite Me
BMF -- Bad Mother Fucker
BMGWL -- Busting My Gut With Laughter
BMOF -- Bite Me Old Fart
BMOTA -- Byte Me On The Ass
BMW -- Be my wife
BNDN -- Been Nowhere Done Nothing
BNF -- Big Name Fan
BO -- Bug Off -or- Body Odor
BOBFOC -- Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch
BOCTAAE -- But Of Course There Are Always Exceptions
BOFH -- Bastard Operator From Hell
BOHICA -- Bend Over Here It Comes Again
BOTEC -- Back-Of-The-Envelope Calculation
BOTOH -- But On The Other Hand
BPLM -- Big Person Little Mind
BR -- Bathroom
BRB -- be right back
BRP -- Bad Reputation Point
BRT -- Be Right There
BS -- Big Smile -or- Bull Sh** -or- Brain Strain
BSAAW -- Big Smile And A Wink
BSBD&NE -- Book Smart, Brain Dead & No Experience
BSF -- But Seriously, Folks
BT -- Byte This
BTA -- But Then Again or Before The Attacks
BTDT -- Been There Done That
BTDTGTS -- Been There, Done That, Got The T-shirt
BTFO -- Back The Fuck Off -or- Bend The Fuck Over
BTHOOM -- Beats The Heck Out Of Me
BTSOOM -- Beats The Sh** Out Of Me
BTT -- back to topic
BTTT -- Back To The Top -or- Bump To The Top
BTW -- By The Way
BTWBO -- Be There With Bells On
BTWITIAILW/U -- By The Way I Think I Am In Love With You
BW -- Best Wishes
BWDIK -- But What Do I Know
BWL -- Bursting With Laughter
BWO -- Black, White or Other
BYKT -- But you Knew That
C`mon -- Come On 
C&G -- Chuckly and Grin
C/P -- Cross Post
C-P -- Sleepy
C-T -- City
C4N -- Ciao For Now
CAAC -- Cool As A Cucumber
CB -- Chat Brat -or- Coffee Break
CBB -- Can't Be Bothered
CBF -- Can't Be Fucked
CBJ -- Covered Blow Job
CFV -- Call For Vote
CIAO -- Goodbye (in Italian)
CICO -- Coffee In, Coffee Out
CID -- Consider It Done; Crying In Disgrace
CIS -- CompuServe Information Service
Cm -- Call me
CMF -- Count My Fingers
CMIIW -- Correct Me If Im Wrong
CMU -- krack Me Up
CNP -- Continued in Next Post
COB -- Close Of Business
COD -- cash on delivery
CofS -- Church of Scientology
COS -- Change Of Subject
CP -- Chat Post(a chat message)
CRAFT -- Can't Remember A F***ing Thing
CRAP -- Cheap Redundant Assorted Products
CRAT -- Can't Remember A Thing
CRAWS -- Can't Remember Anything Worth A Sh**
CRB -- Come Right Back
CRBT -- Crying Real Big Tears
CRS -- Can't Remember Sh**
CRTLA -- Can't Remember the Three-Letter Acronym
CSG -- Chuckle Snicker Grin
CSL -- Can't Stop Laughing
CTA -- Call To Action
CTC -- Choking The Chicken -or- Care To Chat
CU -- See You -or- kracking Up
CUATU -- See You Around The Universe
CUIMD -- See you in my dreams
CUL -- See You Later
CUL8ER -- See You Later
CUL8R -- See You Later
CUNS -- See You In School
CWYL -- Chat With You Later
CY -- Calm Yourself
CYA -- Cover Your Ass -or- See Ya
CYAL8R -- See You Later (Seeyalata)
CYL -- See You Later
CYM -- Check Your Mail
CYO -- See You Online
CYT -- See You Tomorrow
DAMHIKT -- Don't Ask Me How I Know That
DARFC -- Ducking And Running For Cover
DBA -- Doing Business As
DBABAI -- Don't Be A Bitch About It
DBEYR -- Don't Believe Everything You Read
DC -- Disconnect
DD -- Due Diligence
DDD -- Direct Distance Dial
DETI -- Don't Even Think It
DF -- Dear Friend
DFLA -- Disenhanced Four-Letter Acronym (that is, a TLA)
DGA -- Don't Go Anywhere
DGT -- Don't Go There
DGTG -- Don't Go There Girlfriend
DGYF -- Damn Girl You're Fine
DH -- Dear Hubby or Husband
DHYB -- Don't Hold Your Breath
DIKU -- Do I Know You
DILLIGAD -- Do I Look Like I Give A Damn
DILLIGAS -- Do I Look Like I Give A Sh**
DITR - Dancing In The Rain
DITYID -- Did I Tell You I'm Distressed
DIY -- Do It Yourself
Dk -- Don't know
DKDC -- Don't Know Don't Care
DL -- Download -or- Dead Link
DLTBBB -- Don't Let The Bed Bugs Bite
DLTM -- Don't Lie To Me
DMI -- Don't Mention It
DNC -- Does Not Compute
DOE -- Depends On Experience
DP -- Domestic Partner
DQMOT -- Don't Quote Me On This
DQYDJ -- Don't Quit Your Day Job
DRIB -- Don't Read If Busy
DTMMB? -- Dare To Mail Me Back?
DTRT -- Do The Right Thing
DUI -- Driving Under the Influence
Dunno -- Don’t Know
Dur? -- Do you remember?
DUST -- Did You See That
DWB -- Don't Write Back
DWI -- Driving While Intoxicated
DWS -- Driving While Stupid
DWYM -- Does What You Mean
DYFM -- Dude You Fascinate Me
DYHAB -- Do You Have A Boyfriend
DYHAG -- Do You Have A Girlfriend
DYJHIW -- Don't You Just Hate it When...
DYOFDW -- Do Your Own F***ing Dirty Work
DYSTSOTT -- Did You See The Size Of That Thing
E123 -- Easy as One, Two, Three
E2eg -- Ear to ear grin
EAK -- Eating at Keyboard
EFT -- Electronic Funds Transfer
EG -- Evil Grin
EL -- Evil Laugh
EM -- Excuse Me
EMFBI -- Excuse Me For Butting In
EMSG -- E-Mail Message
EOD -- End Of Day/End of Discussion
EOL -- End of lecture
EOM -- End Of Message
EOT -- End Of Thread (meaning: end of discussion)
ESEMED -- Every Second Every Minute Every Day
ESMF -- Eat Sh** Mother F***er
ESO -- Equipment Smarter than Operator
ETA -- Estimated Time Arrival
ETLA -- ETLA Extended Three-Letter Acronym (that is, an FLA)
EWI -- E-mailing While Intoxicated
EZ -- Easy
F -- Female
F? -- Friends?
F2F -- Face-to-Face
F2T -- Free to talk
FAB -- Features Attributes Benefits
FAQ -- Frequently Asked Questions
FAQL -- Frequently Asked Questions List
FAWC -- For Anyone Who Cares
FBKS -- Failure Between Keyboard and Seat
FC -- fight club/Fingers Crossed
FE -- Fatal Error
FF -- Friends Forever
FF&PN -- Fresh Fields and Pastures New
FGDAI -- stands for Fuhgedaboudit -or- Forget About It
FILF -- Father I'd Like to F***
FILTH -- Failed In London, Try Hong Kong
FISH -- First in, Still Here
FITB -- Fill in the Blank
FLA -- Four Letter Acronym
FMTYEWTK -- Far More Than You Ever Wanted To Know
FO -- F*** Off
FOAF -- Friend Of A Friend
FOC -- Free of Charge
FOFL -- Falling on Floor Laughing
FOMCL -- Falling Off My Chair Laughing
FR2 -- forum 2 vehicle
FRED -- F***ing Ridiculous Electronic Device
FTASB -- Faster Than A Speeding Bullet
FTBOMH -- From The Bottom Of My Heart
FTF -- F*** That's Funny
FTL -- Faster Than Light
FTRF -- F*** That's Really Funny
FTTB -- For The Time Being
FTW -- For The Win
FU -- For You
FU2 -- F*** You Too
FUBAR -- F***ed Up Beyond All Recognition
FUBB -- F***ed Up Beyond Belief
FUD -- Fear, Uncertainty, and Disinformation
FUM -- F***ed Up Mess
FWB -- Friends With Benefits
FWD -- Forward
FWIW -- For What It's Worth
FYA -- For Your Amusement/Action
FYEO -- For your eyes only 
FYG -- For Your Good
FYI -- For Your Information
FYIFV -- F*** You I'm Fully Vested
FYM -- For Your Misinformation
G -- Guess -or- Grin
GA -- Go Ahead
GAL -- Get A Life
GALGAL -- Give A Little Get A Little
GAS -- Got A Second
GBH -- Great Big Hug
GBU -- God Bless You
GD&R -- Grinning, Ducking and Running
GF -- Girlfriend
GFG -- Got For Go
GFN -- Gone For Now
GG -- Good Game (or) Gotta Go
GGN -- Gotta Go Now
GGP -- Gotta Go Pee
GIGO -- Garbage In, Garbage Out
GIWIST -- Gee, I Wish I'd Said That
GL -- Good Luck -or- Get Lost
GLG -- Good Looking Girl
GLYASDI -- God Loves You And So Do I
GMAB -- Give Me A Break
GMBA -- Giggling My Butt Off
GMTA -- Great Minds Think Alike
GMTFT -- Great Minds Think For Themselves
GNBLFY -- Got Nothing But Love For You
GOK -- God Only Knows
GOL -- Giggling Out Loud
GR&D -- Grinning Running And Ducking
GR8 -- Great
GRRRR -- it means Growling
GSOAS -- Go Sit On A Snake
GSOH -- Good Salary, Own Home
GRP -- Great Reputation Post/Good Reputation Point
GTG -- Got To Go
GTGB -- Got To Go, Bye
GTGP -- Got To Go Pee
GTH -- Go To Hell
GTRM -- Going To Read Mail
GTSY -- Glad To See You
GUD -- Geographically UnDesirable
GYPO -- Get Your Pants Off
H&K -- Hug and Kiss
H2cus -- Hope to see you soon
H2H -- Heart to Heart
H8 -- Hate
HABU -- Have A Better 'Un
HAGD -- Have a Great Day
HAGN -- Have A Good Night
HAGO -- Have A Good One
HAGU -- Have A Good 'Un
HAK -- Hugs And Kisses
HAND -- Have a Nice Day
haxxor -- hack
HB -- Hurry Back
HBIB -- Hot But Inappropriate Boy
HD -- Hold
HF -- Hello, Friend
HHIS -- Hanging Head In Shame
HHO1/2K -- Ha Ha, Only Half Kidding
HHOJ -- Ha-Ha, Only Joking
HHOK -- Ha Ha, Only Kidding
HHOS -- Ha-Ha, Only Being Serious
HHTYAY -- Happy Holidays To You And Yours
HIG -- How's It Going
HIH -- Hope It Helps
HIOOC -- Help, I'm Out Of Coffee
HldMeCls -- Hold me close
HOHA -- HOllywood HAcker
HT -- Hi There
HTH -- Hope This (or That) Helps
Ht4U -- Hot for You
HUA -- Heads Up Ace
HUB -- Head Up Butt
HUGZ -- Hugs
HUYA -- Head Up Your A**
I 1-D-R -- I Wonder
I-D-L -- Ideal
IAC -- In Any Case
IAE -- In Any Event
IAITS -- It's All In The Subject
IANAC -- I Am Not A Crook
IANADBIPOOTV -- I Am Not A Doctor But I Play One On TV
IANAE -- I Am Not an Expert
IANAL -- I Am Not A Lawyer
IANNNGC -- I Am Not Nurturing the Next Generation of Casualties
IAT -- I Am Tired
IBRB -- I Will Be Right Back
IBT -- In Between Technology
IBTC -- Itty Bitty Titty Committee
IBTD -- I Beg To Differ
IBTL -- In Before The Lock
IC -- In Character/I See
ICBW -- I Could Be Wrong
ID10T -- Idiot
IDGAF -- I Don't Give A F***
IDGI -- I Don't Get It
IDK -- I Don't Know
IDKY -- I Don't Know You
IDM -- It Does Not Matter
IDST -- I Didn't Say That
IDTS -- I Don't Think So
IEF -- It's Esther's Fault
IFAB -- I Found A Bug
IFU -- I F***ed Up
IGGP -- I Gotta Go Pee
IGO -- [Indo Girls Only!]
IGP -- I Gotta Pee
IGTP -- I Get The Point
IHA -- I Hate Acronyms
IHAIM -- I Have Another Instant Message
IHNO -- I Have No Opinion
IHTFP -- I Have Truly Found Paradise or I Hate This F***ing Place
IHU -- I Hear You
IIIO -- Intel Inside, Idiot Outside
IIMAD -- If It Makes An(y) Difference
IIR -- If I Remember or If I Recall
IIRC -- If I Remember Correctly or If I Recall Correctly
IITYWYBMAD -- If I Tell You Will You Buy Me A Drink
IIWM -- If It Were Me
ILICISCOMK -- I Laughed, I Cried, I Spat/Spilt Coffee/Crumbs/Coke On My Keyboard
ILU -- I Love You
ILUA -- I LOVE YOU ALL
ILY -- I Love You
IM -- Instant Messaging -or- Immediate Message
IMB -- It must be Love 
IMCO -- In My Considered Opinion
IMHO -- In My Humble Opinion
IMHO -- In My Hesitating Opinion
IMHO -- In My Highest Opinion
IMHO -- In My Holy Opinion
IMHO -- In My Honest Opinion
IMI -- I mean it
IMNSHO -- In My Not So Humble Opinion
IMO -- In My Opinion
IMS -- I Am Sorry
INMP -- It's Not My Problem
INNW -- If Not Now, When
INPO -- In No Particular Order
IOH -- I'm Outta Here
IOU -- I owe you
IOW -- In Other Words
IPN -- I'm Posting Naked
IRL -- In Real Life
ISAGN -- I See A Great Need
ISS -- I Said So
ISTM -- It Seems to Me
ISTR -- I Seem To Remember
ISWYM -- I See What You Mean
ITIGBS -- I Think I'm Going To Be Sick
ITM -- In The Money
IUM -- If You Must
IUSS -- If you say so 
IWALU -- I Will Always Love You
IWSN -- I Want Sex Now
IYAOYAS -- If You Ain't Ordinance You Ain't Sh**
IYD -- In Your Dreams
IYKWIM -- If You Know What I Mean
IYKWIMAITYD -- If You Know What I Mean And I Think You Do
IYO -- In Your Opinion
IYSS -- If You Say So
IYSWIM -- If You See What I Mean
J/C -- Just Checking
J/K -- Just Kidding
J/W -- Just Wondering
J4F -- Just for fun
J4G -- Just For Grins
JAD -- Just Another day
JAFO -- Just Another F***ing Onlooker
JAI -- Just An Idea
JAM -- Just a Minute
JAV -- Japan Adult Video
JDI -- Just Do It
JK -- Just Kidding
JM2C -- Just My 2 Cents
JMO -- Just My Opinion
JOOTT -- Just One Of Those Things
JOT -- Jump Out To
JstCllMe -- Just call Me
JT -- Just Teasing
JTLYK -- Just To Let You Know
JUADLAM -- Jumping Up And Down Like A Monkey
K -- OK
KBD -- Keyboard
KC -- Keep cool
KEWL -- Cool
KFY -- Kiss For You
KHUF -- know how you feel
KIR -- Keep It Real
KISS -- Keep It Simple Stupid
KIT -- Keep In Touch
KMA -- Kiss My Ass
KMRIA -- Kiss My Royal Irish Arse
KOC -- Kiss On Cheek
KOK -- Knock
KOL -- Kiss On Lips
KOTC -- Kiss On The Cheek
KOTL -- Kiss On The Lips
KPC -- Keeping Parents Clueless
KUTGW -- Keep Up The Good Work
KWIM -- Know What I Mean
KYPO -- Keep Your Pants On
l33t -- leet = elite
L8 -- Late
L8R -- Later = G8R 'Gater'
LAQ -- Lame Ass Quote
LD -- Long Distance -or- Later Dude
LDR -- Long Distance Relationship
LDTTWA -- Let's Do The Time Warp Again
LHM -- Lord Help Me
LHO -- Laughing Head Off
LHU -- Lord Help Us
LIFO -- Last In First Out
LIS -- Laughing In Silence
LLTA -- Lots And Lots Of Thunderous Applause
LMAO -- Laughing My Ass Off/LMAO Land Mail Art Objects/LMAO Laughing My Ankles Off
LMFAO -- Laughing My F***ing Ass Off
LMIRL -- Let's Meet In Real Life
LMK -- Let Me Know
LMSO -- Laughing My Socks Off
LMTCB -- Left Message To Call Back
lol -- Laugh Out Loud
LOL -- Life of Loan (banking)
LOL -- Labor of Love
LOL -- Lack of Laughter (less common)
LOL -- Lack of Love (game)
LOL -- Ladies of Lallybroch
LOL -- Lady of the Lake
LOL -- Land O' Lakes
LOL -- Land of Legends (Canandaigua Speedway, New York)
LOL -- Land of Lincoln
LoL -- Lands of Lore (game)
LOL -- Language of Literature
LOL -- Language of Love
LOL -- Last or Least
LOL -- Laughing On Line
LOL -- Lautes Online Lachen (German: Loud Online Laughter)
LOL -- Laws of Life
LOL -- Lawyers on Line
LoL -- League of Lightness (gaming clan)
LOL -- League of Losers (wild 17 chess team)
LOL -- Leaning Over Laughing
LOL -- Learn Online
LOL -- Legend of Legaia (video game)
LOL -- Legend of Lothian (computer game)
LOL -- Less Of Lip
LOL -- Lewd Obscene Language
LOL -- Life of the Land
LOL -- Lightolier (Genlyte Group company)
LOL -- Limited Operation Life
LOL -- Limited Operational Life
LOL -- Lips on Lips
LOL -- List Of Lights
LOL -- List of Links
LOL -- List of Lists
LOL -- Little Old Lady
LOL -- Live-On-Line
LOL -- Living on Line
LOL -- Load of Laughs
LOL -- Loads of Love
LOL -- Locks of Love (Lake Worth, Florida charity)
LOL -- Log On Later
LOL -- Longitudinal Output Level
LOL -- Lord of Life (Church)
LOL -- Lord of Lords (Jesus)
LOL -- Lord Oh Lord
LOL -- Lords of Legend (gaming)
LOL -- Loser on Line
LOL -- Loss of Life (insurance)
LOL -- Loss of Light
LOL -- Loss of Line (telephony)
LOL -- Loss of Load
LOL -- Loss of Lock
LOL -- Lot of Lamers
LOL -- Lots of Lag (on-line gaming)
LOL -- Lots Of Laughs
LOL -- Lots of Laughter
LOL -- Lots of Losers (Rocket Arena 3 clan)
LOL -- Lots Of Love
LOL -- Lots Of Luck
LOL -- Love of Life
LOL -- Love of Literacy (teaching)
LOL -- Love On Line
LOL -- Love Our Lord
LOL -- Lovelock, Derby Field Airport, Nevada (IATA code)
LOL -- Low Order Language
LOL -- Lower Operating Limit
LOL -- Loyal Orange Lodge
LOL -- Lunatics on Line
LOL -- Lying Out Loud
LOLA -- Laugh Out Loud Again
LOOL -- Laughing Outragously Out Loud
LOPSOD -- Long On Promises, Short On Delivery
LOU -- Laughing Over You
LRF -- Little Rubber Feet
LSHMBB -- Laughing So Hard My Belly is Bouncing
LSHMBH -- Laughing So Hard My Belly Hurts
LSHTTARDML -- Laughing So Hard The Tears Are Running Down My Leg
LSV -- Language, Sex, Violence
LTIC -- Laughing 'Til I Cry
LTM -- Laugh To Myself
LTNC -- Long time no see
LTNS -- Long Time No See
LTR -- Long Term Relationship
LTS -- Laughing To Self
LtsGt2gthr -- Lets get together 
LUV -- Love
LUWAMH -- Love You With All My Heart
LWR -- Launch When Ready
LY -- Love You
LY4E -- Love You Forever
LYL -- Love You Lots
LYLAB -- Love You Like a Brother
LYLAS -- Love You Like A Sister
LYLB -- Love Ya Later Bye
LYWAMH -- Love You With All My Heart
M -- Male
M$$$ -- Microsoft
M$ULkeCrZ -- Miss you like Crazy!
M8 or M8s -- Mate or Mates
MA -- Mature Audience
MAYA -- Most Advanced Yet Accessible
MC -- Merry Christmas
MFD -- Multi-Function Device
MfG -- Mit freundlichen Gruessen
MGB -- May God Bless
MHBFY -- My Heart Bleeds For You
MHOTY -- My Hat's Off To You
MIHAP -- May I Have Your Attention Please
MILF -- Mother I'd Like to F***
Mimin -- Administrator
MKOP -- My Kind Of Place
MKRC -- Model Kit & Remote Control
MM -- Market Maker
MMHA2U -- My Most Humble Apologies To You
Mob -- Mobile 
MOFO -- Mother F***er
Momod -- Moderator
MOMPL -- One Moment Please
MOO -- Mud, Object-Oriented
MOOS -- Member Of The Opposite Sex
MorF -- Male or Female
MOSS -- Member Of The Same Sex
MOTAS -- Member Of The Appropriate Sex
MOTD -- Message Of The Day
MOTSS -- Members Of The Same Sex
MSG -- Message
MTBF -- Mean Time Between Failure
MTF -- More To Follow
MTFBWY -- May The Force Be With You
MUBAR -- Messed up Beyond All Recognition
MUSM -- Miss You So Much
MWAH -- the sound of a kiss
MWBRL -- More Will Be Revealed Later
MYOB -- Mind Your Own Business
N/A -- Not Applicable -or- Not Affiliated
N/T -- No Text
N-A-Y-L -- In A While
N1 -- Nice One
N2M -- Not To Mention
NA -- No access
NADT -- Not A Damn Thing
NAK -- Nursing At Keyboard
NALOPKT -- Not A Lot of People Know That
NAZ -- Name, Address, Zip (also means Nasdaq)
NBD -- No Big Deal
NBIF -- No Basis In Fact
NC -- No comment
NCG -- New College Graduate
NE -- Anyway
NE1 -- Anyone
NE1ER -- Anyone Here
NESEC -- Any Second
NFG -- Not F***ing Good
NFI -- No F***ing Idea
NFW -- No F***ing Way -or- No Feasible Way
NG -- New Game
NH -- Nice Hand/No Hope
NIFOC -- Nude In Front Of The Computer
NIM -- No Internal Message
NIMBY -- Not In My Back Yard
NIMQ -- Not In My Queue
NIMY -- Never In A Million Years
NM -- Never Mind or Nothing Much
NMP -- Not My Problem
NOPE -- NO 
NOYB -- None Of Your Business
NP -- No Problem
NQOCD -- Not Quite Our Class Dear
NRG -- Energy
NRN -- No Reply Necessary
NSA -- No Strings Attached
NSFW -- Not Safe For Work
NTIMM -- Not That It Matters Much
NTK -- Nice To Know
NTTAWWT -- Not That There's Anything Wrong With That
NTYMI -- Now That You Mention It
NUFF -- Enough Said
NVM -- Nevermind
NW -- No Way
NWO -- No way out
NYCFS -- New York City Finger Saluet
O4U -- Only for you
OANC -- outdoor adventure & nature club
OAUS -- On An Unrelated Subject
OBTW -- Oh By The Way
OCD -- Obsessive Compulsive Disorder
ODTAA -- One Damn Thing After Another
OIC -- Oh, I See
OK -- All Correct
OL -- Old Lady (significant other)
OLL -- OnLine Love
OM -- Old Man (significant other)
OMB -- Oh My Buddha
OMDB -- Over My Dead Body
omfg -- oh my f**kin god
OMG -- Oh My God
OMIK -- Open Mouth, Insert Keyboard
OML -- Oh My Lord
ONID -- Oh No I Didn't
ONNA -- Oh No, Not Again
ONNTA -- Oh No, Not This Again
OOAK -- One Of A Kind
OOC -- Out Of Character -or- Out Of Control
OOF -- Out Of Facility
OOI -- Out Of Interest
OOO -- Out Of Office
OOT -- Out Of Topic
OOTB -- Out Of The Box -or- Out Of The Blue
OOTC -- Obligatory On Topic Comment
OSIF -- Oh Sh** I Forgot
OT -- Off Topic
OTF --Off The Floor
OTOH -- On The Other Hand
OTP -- On The Phone
OTT -- Over The Top
OTTOMH -- Off The Top Of My Head
OUSU -- Oh, You Shut Up
OWTTE -- Or Words To That Effect
OZ -- stands for: Australia
P&C -- Private and Confidential
P-ZA -- Pizza
P2P -- Peer To Peer
P911 -- Parent Alert
PAL -- Parents Are Listening
PANS -- Pretty Awesome New Stuff
PAW -- Parents Are Watching
PCM -- Please call me 
PD -- Public Domain
PDOMA -- Pulled Directly Out Of My Ass
PDQ -- Pretty Darn Quick
PDS -- Please Don't Shoot
PEBCAK -- Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard
PFA -- Pulled From Ass
PIBKAC -- Problem Is Between Keyboard And Chair
PIF -- Paid In Full
PIMP -- Peeing In My Pants
PIR -- Parent In Room
PITA -- Pain In The Ass
PLS -- Please
PM -- Personal Message/Private Message/Post Message
PMFJI -- Pardon Me For Jumping In
PMIGBOM -- Put Mind In Gear Before Opening Mouth
PMJI -- Pardon My Jumping In
PMP -- Peed My Pants
PND -- Possibly Not Definitely
PO -- Piss Off
POAHF -- Put On A Happy Face
PONA -- Person Of No Account
POOF -- Good-bye, also seen as
POS -- Parent Over Shoulder -or- Piece Of Sh**
POV -- Point of View
PP -- People
PPL -- people
PS -- Post Script
PTH -- Prime Tanning Hours
PU -- That Stinks
QL -- Quit Laughing
QQ -- Quick Question
Qr -- Query 
QS -- Quit Scrolling
QSL -- Reply
QSO -- Conversation
Qst -- Quest, Question
QT -- Cutie
R -- Are
R&D -- Research & Development
R&R -- Rest & Relaxation
RAT -- Remote(ly) Activated Trojan
RBAY -- Right Back At You
RBTL -- Read Between The Lines
RC -- Remote Control
RE -- Regards or Hello Again
RFD -- Request For Discussion
RFR -- Really F*#king Rich
RFS -- Really F*#king Soon
Rgds -- Regards
RKBA -- Right to Keep and Bear Arms
RL -- Real Life
RLF -- Real Life Friend
RMB -- Ring my Bell
RMLB -- Read My Lips Baby
RMMM -- Read My Mail Man
RN -- Right Now
ROFL -- Rolling On Floor Laughing
ROFLAPMP -- ROFL And Peeing My Pants
ROFLMAO -- ROFL My A** Off
ROFLMAOAY -- ROFLMAO At You
ROFLMAOWTIME -- ROFLMAO With Tears In My Eyes
ROFLUTS ROFL -- Unable to Speak
ROR -- Raffing Out Roud (in scooby-doo dialect)
ROTFL -- Rolling On The Floor Laughing
ROTFLMAO -- Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off
ROTFLOL -- Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud
ROTGL -- Rolling On The Ground Laughing
ROTGLMAO -- Rolling On The Ground Laughing My Ass Off
ROTM -- Right On The Money
RPG -- Role Playing Games
RSN -- Real Soon Now
RSVP -- Respondez S`il Vous Plait`= Please respond.
RT -- Real Time
RTBS -- Reason To Be Single
RTFAQ -- Read the FAQ File
RTFM -- Read The F***ing Manual/Read The Fine Manual
RTK -- Return To Keyboard
RTM or RTFM -- Read The Manual - or - Read The F*#king Manual
RTTSD -- Right Thing To Say Dude
RU? -- Are You?
RUMCYMHMD -- Are You on Medication Cause You Must Have Missed a Dose
RUMORF -- Are You Male Or Female
RUOK? -- Are you OK?
RUT -- aRe yoU There?
RUUP4IT -- Are You Up For It
RX -- Regards
RYO -- Roll Your Own
S^ -- What's Up
S2R -- Send To Receive
S4L -- Spam For Life
SBTA -- Sorry, Being Thick Again
SBUG -- Small Bald Unaudacious Goal
SC -- Stay cool 
SCNR -- Sorry, Could Not Resist
SED -- Said Enough Darling
SEG -- Sh** Eating Grin
SEP -- Somebody Else's Problem
SETE -- Smiling Ear To Ear
SF -- Surfer Friendly or Science Fiction
SFAIAA -- So Far As I Am Aware
SFETE -- Smiling From Ear To Ear
SFX -- Sound Effects
SH -- Sh** Happens
SHID -- Slap Head In Disgust
SII -- Seriously Impaired Imagination
SITCOMs -- Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage
SITD -- Still In The Dark
SLIRK -- Smart Little Rich Kid
SMAIM -- Send Me An Instant Message
SME -- Subject Matter Expert
SME1 -- Some One
SMEM -- Send Me E-Mail
SNERT -- Snot-Nosed Egotistical Rude Teenager
SMIM -- Send Me an Instant Message
SNAFU -- Situation Normal, All F***ed Up
SNAG -- Sensitive New Age Guy
SNERT -- Snotty Nosed Egotistical Rotten Teenager
SO -- Significant Other (ie., spouse, boy/girlfriend)
SOB -- Son Of a B*tch
SOGOP -- Sh** Or Get Off the Pot
SOHF -- Sense Of Humor Failure
SOI -- Self Owning Idiot
SOL -- Sorry One Linear=junk/Sh** Out of Luck/Sooner or Later
SOMY -- Sick Of Me Yet
SOL - sorry one linear
SOP -- Standard Operating Procedure
SorG -- Straight or Gay
SOS -- Same Old Sh**
SOT -- Short On/of Time
SOTMG -- Short On Time, Must Go
SPS -- Speed Posting Society
SRO -- Standing Room Only
SRY -- Sorry
SSDD -- Same Sh** Different Day
SSEWBA -- Someday Soon, Everything Will Be Acronyms
STD -- Seal The Deal
stfu -- shut the fuck up!
stfu -- shut the fuck up
STFU -- Shut The F*** Up
STFW -- Search The F***ing Web
STM -- Spank The Monkey
STR8 -- Straight
STW -- Search The Web
STYS -- Speak To You Soon
SU -- Shut Up
SUAKM -- Shut Up And Kiss Me
SUFI -- Super Finger -or- Shut Up F***ing Imbecile
SUP -- it means: What's Up
SUYF -- Shut Up You Fool
SWAG -- Scientific Wild Ass Guess -and- SoftWare And Giveaways
SWAK -- Sent (or Sealed) With A Kiss
SWALK -- Sealed With A Loving Kiss
SWAS -- Scientific Wild A** Guess
SWDYT -- So What Do You Think
SWG -- Scientific Wild Guess
SWL -- Screaming With Laughter
SYS -- See You Soon
T+ -- Think positive
T2Go -- Time to Go 
T2ul -- Talk to you later
TA -- Thanks Again
TAFN -- That's All For Now
TAH -- Take A Hike
TANSTAAFL -- There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch
TARFU -- Things Are Really F***ed Up
TAS -- Taking A Shower
TBA -- To Be Advised
TBC -- To Be Continued
TC -- Take Care
TCB - Trouble Came Back
TCOY -- Take Care Of Yourself
TDM -- Too Darn Many
TDTM -- Talk Dirty To Me
TDTU -- Totally devoted to you
TEOTD -- The End Of The Day
TEOTWAWKI -- The End Of The World As We Know It
TFDS -- That is For Darn Sure
TFH -- Thread From Hell
TFN -- Thanks For Nothing -or- Til Further Notice
TFX -- Traffic
TGIF -- Thank God It's Friday
THX -- or TX or THKS Thanks
TIA -- Thanks In Advance
TIAIL -- Think I Am In Love
TIC -- Tongue In Cheek
TILII -- Tell It Like It Is
TK -- To Come
TLA -- Three Letter Acronym
TLGO -- The List Goes On
TLITBC -- That's Life In The Big City
TLK-2-U-L-8-R -- Talk to You Later
TM -- Trust Me
TMI -- Too Much Information
TMIY -- Take me I'm yours
TMTOWTDI -- There's More Than One Way To Do It
TNA -- Temporarily Not Available
TNC -- Tongue In Cheek
TNT -- Til Next Time
TNX -- Thanks
TOM -- Tomorrow
TOPCA -- Til Our Paths Cross Again
TOT -- Tons of Time
TOY -- Thinking Of You
TP -- Team Player
TPC -- The Phone Company
TPTB -- The Powers That Be
TQ -- Thank You
TQM -- Total Quality Management
TS -- Thread Starter/Tough Sh**
TSIA -- This Says It All
TSOB -- Tough Son Of a B*tch
TSR -- Totally Stuck in RAM
TSRA -- Two Shakes of a Rat's Ass
TTBOMK -- To The Best Of My Knowledge
TTFN -- Ta Ta For Now
TTG -- Time to Go
TTS -- Text to Speech
TTT -- That's The Ticket/To The Top/Thought That Too
TTUL -- Talk to You Later
TTYL -- Talk To You Later
TTYLO -- Talk To You Later On
TVN -- Thank You Very Much
TWHAB -- This Won't Hurt A Bit
TWIMC -- To Whom it may Concern
TWIWI -- That Was Interesting, Wasn't It
TXS -- Thanks
TY -- Thank You
TYVM -- Thank You Very Much
U -- You
U-L -- You Will
U2 -- You Too
UBS -- Unique Buying State
unPC -- unPolitically Correct
UPOD -- Under Promise Over Deliver
UR -- You Are
URAPITA -- You Are A Pain In The Ass
URS -- Yours 
URT1 -- You are the one
URWS -- You Are Wise
URYY4M -- You Are Too Wise For Me
USP -- Unique Selling Proposition
V -- Victory
VBG -- Very Big Grin
VBS -- Very Big Smile
VC -- Venture Capital
VEG -- Very Evil Grin
VFM -- Value For Money
VM -- Voice Mail
VRBS -- Virtual Reality Bull Sh**
VRI -- Very
VSF -- Very Sad Face
W/O -- Without
W4u -- Waiting for you
WAD -- Without A Doubt
WAFM -- What A F***ing Mess
WAG --Wild Ass Guess
WAI -- What An Idiot
WAMBAM -- Web Application Meets Brick And Mortar
WAN2 -- Want to 
WAS -- Wild A** Guess
WAYD -- What Are You Doing
WAYN -- Where Are You Now
WB -- Welcome Back -or- Write Back
WBS -- Write Back Soon
WC -- Who Cares
WCA -- Who Cares Anyway
WDALYIC -- Who Died And Left You In Charge
WDYS -- What Did You Say
WDYT -- What Do You Think
WE -- Whatever
WEG -- Wicked Evil Grin
WETSU -- We Eat This Sh** Up
WF -- Way Fun
WFM -- Works For Me
WG -- Wicked Grin
WGAFF -- Who Gives A Flying F***
WIBNI -- Wouldn't It Be Nice If
WIIFM -- What's In It For Me
WIP -- Work In Process
WISP -- Winning Is So Pleasureable
WIT -- Wordsmith In Training
WITFITS -- What In The F*** Is This Sh**
WITW -- What In The World
WIU -- Wrap It Up
WKEWL -- Way Cool
WLUMRyMe -- Will you marry Me?
WNOHGB -- Were No One Has Gone Before
Wnt -- Want 
WOG -- Wise Old Guy
WOMBAT -- Waste Of Money, Brains And Time
WOP -- With Out Papers
WRT -- With Regard To or With Respect To
WT -- Without Thinking -or- What The -or- Who The
WTB -- Want To Buy
wtf -- what the fuck
WTF -- Want To Find
WTG -- Way To Go
WTGP -- Want To Go Private
wth -- what the hell
WTH -- What/Who The Heck or (sub an 'F' for the 'H')
WTS -- Want to Sell
WTSDS -- Where The Sun Don't Shine
WTTM -- Without Thinking To Much
WU -- What's Up
WUF -- Where You From
WUWH -- Wish you were here 
WWSD -- What Would Satan Do
WWY -- Where Were You
WX -- Weather
WYCM -- Will You Call Me
WYP -- What's Your Problem
WYRN -- What's Your Real Name
WYS -- Whatever You Say
WYSIWYG -- What You See Is What You Get
WYSLPG -- What You See Looks Pretty Good
WYT -- Whatever You Think
WYWH -- Wish You Were Here
X -- Kiss
X! -- Typical Woman
X-I-10 -- Exciting
XclusvlyUrs -- Exclusively Yours
XME -- Excuse Me
XOXO -- Hugs and Kisses
Xtra -- Extra
Y! -- Typical Man or Yahoo!
YA yaya -- Yet Another Ya-Ya (as in yo-yo)
YA -- Yet Another
YACC -- Yet Another Calendar Company
YAFIYGI -- You Asked For It You Got It
YBS -- You'll Be Sorry
YCT -- Your Comment To
YDKM -- You Don't Know Me
YEPPIES -- Young Experimenting Perfection Seekers
YG -- Young Gentleman
YGBK -- You Gotta Be Kidding
YGBSM -- You Gotta Be Sh**ing Me
YHM -- You Have Mail
YIC -- Yours In Christ
YKW -- You Know What
YL -- Young Lady
YM -- Young Man/Yahoo Messenger
YMMV -- Your Mileage May Vary (you could get different results)
YNK -- You Never Know
YOYO -- You're On Your Own
YR -- Yeah Right
YRYOCC -- You're Running on Your Own Cookoo Clock
YSI -- you send it
YSYD -- Yeah, Sure You Do
YTTT -- You Telling The Truth
Yup -- Yes
YUPPIES -- Young Urban Professionals
YW -- You're Welcome
YWIA -- You're Welcome In Advance
YYSSW -- Yeah Yeah Sure Sure Whatever
ZZZ -- Sleeping, Bored, Tired